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Yes., Male, 20, from In your imagination
Breathing... Jun 12, 2014
SignatureI don't hate you, it's just that if you were on fire, and I had water, I would drink it.
Yey I added more shippy puns....
A baby seal walks into a club. What a shame.
I couldn't figure out how lightning works. Then it struck me.
A man drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes Bends.
Having no job doesn't make cents.
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
Frog parking only, all others will be toad. ← what a punny croak
What is this definition of will? (its a dead giveaway)
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds
I was just driving, then a car came Audi no where
What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you might as well barium.
[Auto-Censored] jokes aren't funny. Period.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
If Apple made a car, would it have windows?
Never trust atoms, they make up everything...
Circles have no point.
Enough with the cripple jokes...I just can't stand the things!
A Broken pencil is pointless
The three-year-old resisted a rest.
You're being charged for battery!
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming
Mike Literous was impaled
You butter do what we say or we’ll as-salt you.
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft office in is big trouble, you have my Word.
I’m so sick of Ebola
Stop lion, you cheetah
I'm shore you sea that these are some pour puns, but I can't be more pacific about how shippy I am at making puns. "Water you doing, MoE?? YOU KNEED KELP!"
But if I shoved my knee into kelp, what would that do?
You're Probably thinking, "You're squidding me, right??"
I know, I know.
Jus' kidding. No I don't.
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